Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!

> > Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
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> >A: Both keep searching for new holes.
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> > Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
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> > A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if
> >it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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> > Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
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> > A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
> >When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
> >
> > Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals
> >a day as I have advised?
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> > A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
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> > Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a
> >mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
> >
> >A: The boy friend's hand.
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> >Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
> >removed his clothes.All the
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> >animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
> >
> > A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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Wakaka.....