Sunday, December 10, 2006

Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an occupational
benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf
bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's
temple, cocks it, and says:"Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling:
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back:"OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

Hani Kasri says :Tidak amanah, tamak haloba, banyak lencongan (loyar buruk aka penipu) dan gelap juga mata sang peguam ni. Siapa nak jawab semua ni. Siapa yang akan kaya raya, siapa yang akan jadi mangsa tembakan dan siapa pula yang akan didapati bersalah kerana melepaskan tembakan. Sebijak-bijak manusia kadangkala kalah juga dek nafsu dan wang ringgit.

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